dailyseinfeld:

WAITRESS: Hold it a second. Don’t you play on TV?
JERRY: Oh, no.
ELAINE: YES! yes. You saw him on TV.
WAITRESS: What’s your name?
ELAINE: Jerry Seinfeld.
JERRY: Elaaaiinne…
WAITRESS: Garry Seinfield! I saw him on the Tonight Show.
ELAINE: Right. Hey, wouldn’t you like an autographed picture?
WAITRESS: Oh, ha ha
JERRY: Uh, I don’t have anymore pictures Elaine.
ELAINE: He’s lying. They’re in the trunk <takes car keys> Now you get to sign another one.
JERRY: I’m not lying.
ELAINE: Yeah, he is. <as she leaves>
JERRY: She’ll have a cup of coffee and a broiled chicken.

(via The Bubble Boy)