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J+T: Mmmmmmmm!Tia: This is the best sundae I’ve ever had.Jerry: Oh, man. You know what… they got the fudge on the bottom— y’see?  That enables you to control your fudge distribution as you’re eatin’ your ice cream.Tia: I’ve never met a man who knew so much about nothing.Jerry: Thank you…
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J+T: Mmmmmmmm!
Tia: This is the best sundae I’ve ever had.
Jerry: Oh, man. You know what… they got the fudge on the bottom— y’see?  That enables you to control your fudge distribution as you’re eatin’ your ice cream.
Tia: I’ve never met a man who knew so much about nothing.
Jerry: Thank you…

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George: Well, You’re not gonna believe it…Kramer: What?George: The plane’s been re-routed *back* to Kennedy. We’ve got 45 minutes.Kramer: Let’s go. Listen to the bell, Grossbard— it tolls for thee.
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George: Well, You’re not gonna believe it…
Kramer: What?
George: The plane’s been re-routed *back* to Kennedy. We’ve got 45 minutes.
Kramer: Let’s go. Listen to the bell, Grossbard— it tolls for thee.

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Elaine: Oh, look at this… He’s sleeping and I have to go to the bathroom. Maybe he’ll wake up soon. What if my kidneys burst? Is it worth it not to wake this man up to damage a major organ? I hope this disgusting slob appreciates what I’m doing for him… [To passenger on the other side of her, but still to herself] Yeah, make a little more noise with your gum— that’s helpful.
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Elaine: Oh, look at this… He’s sleeping and I have to go to the bathroom. Maybe he’ll wake up soon. What if my kidneys burst? Is it worth it not to wake this man up to damage a major organ? I hope this disgusting slob appreciates what I’m doing for him… [To passenger on the other side of her, but still to herself] Yeah, make a little more noise with your gum— that’s helpful.

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Jerry+Elaine: The flight’s been canceled?!?!Ticket Lady: Everything into JFK’s booked… No, wait— I have two seats  into Laguardia— but they’re not together. It’s boarding right now.Jerry: We’ll take ‘em!Elaine: We’re not going to sit together?Jerry: Well, so what? It’s not that long— you’ll read.Elaine: Well, what about George? He’s supposed to pick us up at Kennedy.Jerry: We’ll call him…Elaine: There’s no time.Jerry: No time? [To ticket lady] Is there time?TLady: There’s no time.Jerry: There’s no time. All right, we’ll call him from the plane.TLady: I have one seat in first class, and one in coach. The price is the same since your flight was canceled.Jerry: I’ll take the first class.Elaine: Jerry!Jerry: What?Elaine: Why should you get the first class?Jerry: Elaine, have you ever flown first class?Elaine: No.Jerry: All right then. See? You won’t know what you’re missing. I’ve flown first class, Elaine— I can’t go back to coach. I can’t… I won’t…Elaine: You flew here coach.Jerry: Yeah, that’s a point…
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Jerry+Elaine: The flight’s been canceled?!?!
Ticket Lady: Everything into JFK’s booked… No, wait— I have two seats  into Laguardia— but they’re not together. It’s boarding right now.
Jerry: We’ll take ‘em!
Elaine: We’re not going to sit together?
Jerry: Well, so what? It’s not that long— you’ll read.
Elaine: Well, what about George? He’s supposed to pick us up at Kennedy.
Jerry: We’ll call him…
Elaine: There’s no time.
Jerry: No time? [To ticket lady] Is there time?
TLady: There’s no time.
Jerry: There’s no time. All right, we’ll call him from the plane.
TLady: I have one seat in first class, and one in coach. The price is the same since your flight was canceled.
Jerry: I’ll take the first class.
Elaine: Jerry!
Jerry: What?
Elaine: Why should you get the first class?
Jerry: Elaine, have you ever flown first class?
Elaine: No.
Jerry: All right then. See? You won’t know what you’re missing. I’ve flown first class, Elaine— I can’t go back to coach. I can’t… I won’t…
Elaine: You flew here coach.
Jerry: Yeah, that’s a point…

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Elaine: Bah bah baaah, Boo doo bah bah bah, boo doo waaaah, waah, waaaah…Jerry: Hey, could you do me a favor? [pause] Could you shut-up?Elaine: Hey guess what? This window doesn’t work.Jerry: I hate rental cars. Nothin’ ever works: the window doesn’t work, the radio doesn’t work… and it smells like a cheap hooker… [pause] Or is that you?Elaine: Gimme ten bucks and find out…
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Elaine: Bah bah baaah, Boo doo bah bah bah, boo doo waaaah, waah, waaaah…
Jerry: Hey, could you do me a favor? [pause] Could you shut-up?
Elaine: Hey guess what? This window doesn’t work.
Jerry: I hate rental cars. Nothin’ ever works: the window doesn’t work, the radio doesn’t work… and it smells like a cheap hooker…
[pause] Or is that you?
Elaine: Gimme ten bucks and find out…

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Tia: So, he says, “squeeze your breasts together”, and I say, “I thought this was an ad for shoes”…Jerry: Oh my…
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Tia: So, he says, “squeeze your breasts together”, and I say, “I thought this was an ad for shoes”…
Jerry: Oh my…

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