dailyseinfeld:

J+T: Mmmmmmmm!
Tia: This is the best sundae I’ve ever had.
Jerry: Oh, man. You know what… they got the fudge on the bottom— y’see?  That enables you to control your fudge distribution as you’re eatin’ your ice cream.
Tia: I’ve never met a man who knew so much about nothing.
Jerry: Thank you…

(via The Airport)

dailyseinfeld:

[Jerry scratching right side of nose. Tia in a cab sees him, in shock. Cab pulls away.]
JERRY: No, No, No, No, Oh, No.

(via The Pick)

dailyseinfeld:

KRAMER: THE BEACH!!!  You smell like the beach. What’s the name of that perfume? you’re wearing.
TIA: It’s Ocean by Calvin Klein.
KRAMER: CALVIN KLEIN!? No, no. That’s my idea. They, they stole my idea. Y’ see I had the idea of a cologne that makes you smell like you just came from the beach.
JERRY: I know look at this,
KRAMER: Whooo, … That’s you! What is going on here?!  He laughs at me then he steals my idea. I could have been a millionaire. I could have been a fragrance millionaire, Jerry. … They’re not going to get away with this.

(via The Pick)

dailyseinfeld:

Tia: So, he says, “squeeze your breasts together”, and I say, “I thought this was an ad for shoes”…
Jerry: Oh my…

(via The Airport)

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